(via nighttimedaytimebird)

dampsandwich:

sooooooooo….about that money i was gonna borrow…hey where are you going

(Source: 4gifs, via drunk-roxy)

blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

(via irishwanderlust)

(via lilappleguy)

We all build some sort of defence against the world. Like sarcasm. 

(Source: wherondaled, via hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles)

ouijaboardofcocks:

ouijaboardofcocks:

’s alright world, Sir D-Stri’s got this alll under control, the world is safer than an undercover egbert in a rabbit hole, yessiree all is well-

HOLYSHIT WHAT WAS THAT

ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 

00:04

holed up in my rad-as-fuck fortress awaiting rescue 

p sure im gonna die soon

tell john his booty was fly 

(via squidvincible)

#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

(Source: cruelmagic, via 01012012)

aviculor:

Ain’t got a care in world,

but got plenty of beer.

Ain’t got no money in my pocket,

Ｂ　Ｕ　Ｔ　　Ｉ　’　Ｍ　　Ａ　Ｌ　Ｒ　Ｅ　Ａ　Ｄ　Ｙ　　Ｈ　Ｅ　Ｒ　Ｅ.

(via pale-quadrant)

(Source: foryoubae, via deansbitchface)

benedictcumberbatchvevo:

iVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FOR THE PAST 38748912374980123749 YEARS

hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SUMMON SATAN THROUGH DARK MAGIC OR SOMETHINGnNNGNG 

(Source: sharroku, via miimiipham)